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  • Stetrain
    Apr 14, 02:20 AM
    Maybe a sign of universal iOS+Mac apps?





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  • decafjava
    Apr 14, 12:52 PM
    Happy with my black iPhone4 I got in January and can wait til iPhone6. :D





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  • simonsimon
    May 3, 08:10 AM
    And yet prices in the Australian Apple Store are still 25% higher than the USA Store. How rude, Apple.

    Top end 27" iMac = US$1999, or in the Australian Store, AUD$2299 which at the current exchange rate is about US$2500. Why should we pay more, Apple? If anything, we're closer to China so should pay less on shipping!

    Whilst it's slightly better than yesterdays prices, I'm still seriously not happy.
    I'd buy one if we got the USA prices.





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  • SiliconAddict
    Jul 24, 09:15 PM
    Is it just me or does anyone else think that if a company never uses a patent it should go pub domain after x number of years? This is tantamount to cyber squatting IMHO.
    Who gives a crap if you thought up a great idea if all you are going to do is sit on it and never use it.

    Complaints aside. Its a cool idea.





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  • commander.data
    May 3, 08:54 AM
    Woohoo! About ****ing time Apple offered a decent GPU again. The last time the iMac had a GPU capable of playing modern games was 2007 with the 8800GS.
    The 8800GS was actually the 8800M GTS, the second-highest model GPU in nVidia's mobile lineup at the time. The HD5750M in the previous iMac was actually a HD5850M or the second-highest model GPU in ATI's mobile lineup at that time. So Apple hasn't been skimping up to now on top-end options. Admittedly, the HD6970M is notable because it's actually the top-end mobile GPU, so we have climbed up a rung in the ladder.





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  • vga4life
    Mar 31, 01:01 PM
    Windows Phone 7 might be a joke of a platform but Microsoft is going the right direction with the elimination of UI chrome.

    Sadly, it looks like Apple's moving the wrong direction on the desktop.

    Fake leather graphics have no functional purpose. This is what they're spending their time on?

    I guess now that Macs are only 20% of Apple revenue, we're getting the "B-team" developers and designers. I give Mac OS X 3 more years, tops, before it's Apple ]['d in favor of iOS entirely.





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  • kryten3000
    May 1, 10:30 PM
    Intel sources state that Osama was kill during bombing in Pakistan with the complicity of Pakistani Intelligence. Also various governments have been alerted to possible retaliation against western targets.





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  • krause734
    May 3, 08:51 AM
    Does anyone have any idea if Apple is going to start the free iPod Touch again for students buying a computer this summer?





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  • Leondunkleyc
    Aug 15, 03:29 PM
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  • AlligatorBloodz
    Apr 14, 09:35 AM
    Why would it be Apple TV and have the word "Mac" in it?

    I think in lion you will be able to emulate iOS and play all of your apps on your Mac.

    OT: My problem with the Mac OS is how redundant it is. In lion you will be able to access your applications from the dock, launchpad, and finder. I just don't get why you need both a launchpad and a dock. Plus in the dock you can just place your applications folder.





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  • Buschmaster
    Jul 28, 10:11 AM
    Wooooow, we're straying off topic.

    Back to the topic...

    Don't you guys think that the iPod being overtaken is about as likely as Apple overtaking HP, Dell, and Gateway?

    I just don't see it happening, Apple has a really high following when it comes to mp3 players and when people have had an iPod, they upgrade to a new iPod, not a Zune.





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  • supafly1703
    Jul 28, 10:13 AM
    I wonder if they have appropriated another $4 BILLION to blow in an effort to overtake a market leader a la XBox...





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  • JFreak
    Jul 25, 02:15 AM
    Please let this be true. I want to get rid of all non-locking connectors, and this is just what the doctor ordered...





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  • The ArchAngel
    Oct 21, 09:21 AM
    http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv245/ninjasownyou/chrome_mini_gryblk_09.jpg Chrome mini metro. I dont really ride bikes but I still think its an awesome bag.

    Give some thought to the Citizen, which I believe is one size larger. I do bike, but even on days when I don't, I appreciate having the extra space for my laptop and other various junk.





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  • Tones2
    Apr 26, 12:07 PM
    I'll stick to streaming audio AND video flawlessly off my own PC and have complete control and plenty of storage for free, using a $5 (one time charge) app. I see no benefits of the Apple cloud based scenario. But I can see huge disadvantages if Apple, in it's attempt to make money off this service, intentionally limits internal storage capacity in future devices.

    Tony





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  • MacNut
    May 2, 12:17 AM
    Bin Laden was more than the figurehead of Al Qaeda, he was the money guy�working on fund-raising and logistical support. Bin Laden was never a fighter, in fact some of the Taliban thought very little of him until he proved to be a valuable source of funding and weaponry. However, the events of 9/11 made him a folk hero and a figurehead of Al Qaeda.



    I agree. I also think that his presence in Islamabad, rather than in a small village in the border region, indicates that Bin Laden might have been more in charge of operations in the last few years than we thought. While Al Qaeda has become diffuse�Al Qaeda in Iraq shares its name and ideology, but is for all intents and purposes a separate organization�the death of Bin Laden might complicate recruiting. Al Qaeda no longer has its invincible hero.

    On the other hand, it has gained a martyr. Additionally, this may make Pakistan much more dangerous for US interests. Al Qaeda and its supporters will undoubtedly make the Pakistani government pay for this.

    Lastly, wonder if this was connected to what Raymond Davis was up to? He was in Lahore, but was the CIA in the midst of working on a serious lead when Davis was nearly intercepted by ISI agents?
    I expect to see more fractionalization among the ISI and Pakistan's government.The perception was that he was not in charge for a few years. If he was in a mansion and not a cave he might have still have a bigger role than we thought. I don't think this will end Al Qaeda but it could slow them down for a while.





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  • BlueMars
    Jul 25, 03:56 PM
    Just a story...
    The announcer swings his hand towards one corner of the ring, "And in this corner, with the full weight of Microsoft behind it...a device that will play your music...it will play your movies...it doesn't even have too, too many buttons....it's the challenger, the mother of all iPod Killers...it's the one....the only...THE MIGHTY....ZUUUUUUUUNE!" (Polite applause from the audience.)

    The announcer then waves his hand towards the other side of the ring as the crowd now rises to their feet, cheering raucously.
    "And in this corner, we have your undisputed champ...showing off a new physique...it's your video iPod!! With controls that simply...vanish...when you take your hand away?!?"
    The announcer rolls his eyes, and motions, and in wheels the mechanical broom and dust pan. It whacks the Zune into little pieces, sweeps up the debris, then whirrs away.
    "NEXT?"





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  • Cuthbert
    Apr 13, 01:49 PM
    wohoo!

    I would be greatly interested in this. Likely would not buy the first generation. It would aso depend on size and actual features. Ive been greatly disappointed in the revamp of the apple tv and am looking for apple to do more for my living room than this past pathetic attempt at ATV2.





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  • Tones2
    Apr 26, 12:07 PM
    I'll stick to streaming audio AND video flawlessly off my own PC and have complete control and plenty of storage for free, using a $5 (one time charge) app. I see no benefits of the Apple cloud based scenario. But I can see huge disadvantages if Apple, in it's attempt to make money off this service, intentionally limits internal storage capacity in future devices.

    Tony





    Jerry Spoon
    Jul 10, 09:55 AM
    This could get me to finally start using Pages. Right now, MS Word is just something I'm a lot more used to and Pages doesn't give me a reason to switch. I'm not one for newsletters and other graphically oriented word processing.
    I can see myself switching though, b/c I'm definitely a keynote user now and can't remember the last time I touched PowerPoint.
    We've got awhile to wait though.





    Eduardo1971
    Mar 31, 10:44 AM
    WOW! It looks like wIndows 3.1! :eek:

    Ha. That's funny. Who knows maybe Apple will release something like this...
    :D





    enda1
    Jul 26, 05:58 PM
    Of course I read the damn thing. Is it not clear from the report that the invention really is the proximity detector. Synaptics or whatever they are called already have advanced touch devices on the market, thats nothing new. Maybe the software side of things, ie. how to interpert the inputs is novel but really its the ability to "remote control" your ipod without anything but your bare hands.

    By the way, just watched Superman Returns there, not too shabby!





    Stridder44
    Jul 25, 08:46 AM
    Just to be clear... it is USD $69. Which is NUTS. They know that people want a white BT mouse (and there aren't many currently out, if any at all) -- so I can't blame them for taking advantage of supply and demand.

    But... wow. $70 for a mouse. That's... I mean.... $70 for a mouse! :)


    Yeah no kidding. If it's one thing that NEVER wowed me in the Apple department it's the Mice. Always very expensive and ok at best. Mac keyboards are great however!

    And for those of you who bought the expensive, one-button bluetooth mouse, sorry but...what the hell were you thinking!?





    bedifferent
    Apr 11, 02:38 PM
    Unlikely. USB still retains advantages in ubiquity, cost and far more devices supported per connection (128 vs 16). I would see WiFi and Bluetooth as bigger USB competitors.

    Forgive my ignorance, but wasn't "Light Peak" supposed to be implemented via fiber optics for internal implementation? I always gathered from the last three years of research that "Light Peak" would become a universal system controller, replacing the need for multiple controllers such as FireWire, USB, etc as it would control components from internal devices such as HDD's to external devices such as iDevices, displays and HDD's. This would allow for less parts, faster speeds (although current HDD's may not benefit due to speed limitations, unlike SSD's) and smaller/lighter forms for portables.