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  • manu chao
    May 3, 08:16 AM
    Is it easy for us to install an SSD by ourselves? (I'm not a geek)
    You need some strong suction cups to remove the screen (the whole back chassis is one piece, the only access is via the screen) and more importantly a dust-free environment, otherwise when you put the screen back on (or rather the glass pane in front of the actual screen) you can easily trap dust between the glass and the monitor.
    The difficult thing is the dust-free environment.





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  • stroked
    Apr 24, 07:39 PM
    That's not very christian of you.

    Christians are expected to protect their children, and I have never claimed to be a Christian.





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  • DRGN89
    Apr 11, 01:40 PM
    external GPU's!





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  • FX4568
    Apr 17, 08:12 PM
    Are you really going to carry all those? If you want to travel with the thing, just take what you need. I can see an Air + external 2.5inch RAID being a nice minimalist setup for video editing.

    This is a personal opinion but here: If i had to carry a 1.5 pound weighing 2.5 inch RAID, I rather buy a MBP 13. But again, this my personal opinion, and you are entitled to yours.

    Sounds like a good trade.

    1 USB port in a laptop? you must be kidding. a USB port for a TB port that is useless until perhaps 6-12 months?

    How does it effect movies? This new GPU is easily powerful enough to decode video. Do you watch all your movies on fast forward or something?
    And what are you using OpenGL for that needs that power? Most apps run fine without much acceleration.

    When we say "enough" and "runs fine" we are thinking of apps that require minimal standards. Man, when we are talking about at least quality games such as WoW, SC2, and MMO's, the difference between 320m and the Intel GPU is the difference between "playable and not playable"

    Is it huge, or is it only 30%?
    These are all just rumours anyway.

    50% in samsung 9 series. they use exactly the same processor.





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  • FF_productions
    Aug 15, 01:20 PM
    So far, Leopard is something I'm not willing to pay for.

    I expected just a little bit of a UI change, it just looks like a little updated version of Tiger.

    I really wonder what these top secret features are because the current features aren't impressing me enough to open my wallet.





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  • TEG
    Jan 25, 07:43 PM
    Apple reported a great previous quarter, but thinks that the next quarter may see fewer sales due to a perceived slowdown in the US economy (even though anyone with even a gnat's knowledge of economy would know that it is not a big deal). The stock market is a bet on future performance, not past performance, therefore people who have no idea what they are doing [read: most investors] dumped the stock to make their profits. I have 50 shares at a split adjusted cost of $10, so I'm holding on to it for the long run.

    TEG





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  • vga4life
    Mar 31, 01:01 PM
    Windows Phone 7 might be a joke of a platform but Microsoft is going the right direction with the elimination of UI chrome.

    Sadly, it looks like Apple's moving the wrong direction on the desktop.

    Fake leather graphics have no functional purpose. This is what they're spending their time on?

    I guess now that Macs are only 20% of Apple revenue, we're getting the "B-team" developers and designers. I give Mac OS X 3 more years, tops, before it's Apple ]['d in favor of iOS entirely.





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  • wizard
    May 3, 07:58 AM
    To work well it needs to contain all your apps and system files. For most people this means at least 100GB these days. Shockingly when I got my MBP in 2008 I thought a 200 GB drive would do it all for me. That really didn't last long at all.

    Nice update, but I'll still focus on what is most disappointing to me:

    - No Matte Option
    - Still no wireless keyboard with numeric keypad!
    - Lack of SSD options (was really hoping the rumor of a couple of months ago of a small SSD drive for boot).





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  • KnightWRX
    Apr 24, 11:40 AM
    Just curious if you have any numbers to back that up? I honestly have no idea how Android fares up here. It'd be nice if they released numbers (have they?).

    Nope, just going by what I see around the bus/food court areas in downtown Montreal which is more anecdotal than factual. However, looking at world-wide market share numbers, it's not hard to see the trends and outside the US, the iPhone hasn't had "carrier exclusivity" for quite a while.

    Thinking that the reason the iPhone "lags" in market share is because of some kind of carrier exclusivity that just got ended 2 months ago is quite the US Centric view.





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  • pmz
    May 4, 09:29 AM
    Thanks for calling me a liar. My date moved, without explanation, as quoted in the story. The only thing I can personally think of is dropping a third line from the family plan. Other than that, and thanks to autopay, my bill for the remaining two iPhones on the plan is rather expensive, and always paid in full and on time, so the other argument is invalid as well.

    This post makes zero sense, and neither did your original claims.





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  • blackstarliner
    Oct 24, 08:21 AM
    Interesting quote from the UK store MBP Buy now :

    "Intel Core 2 Duo processor
    Powered by two processor cores on a single chip, MacBook performs up to five times faster than the previous generation iBook."

    Looks like the copywriters thought they'd be upgraded too... :eek:

    They've upgraded the store pages for all the products, not just the MBP...

    Good call, other stores are not showing this 'error'.





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  • chrmjenkins
    Apr 18, 10:52 AM
    What, pray tell, is in a 'vegitable'?





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  • Mystikal
    Mar 15, 08:27 PM
    I think it'd be awesome to organize an Orange County iPhone 5 run. When the time comes, post the thread, and we'll figure something out.

    Most definitely. Would be fun to have a group of 10+ waiting for iPhone 5 :D





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  • lpingaud
    Oct 2, 10:14 AM
    http://www.macrumors.com/images/macrumorsthreadlogo.gif (http://www.macrumors.com/iphone/2009/09/29/atandt-dropped-call-rate-of-30-considered-normal-in-new-york-city/)

    Gizmodo reports (http://gizmodo.com/5370493/apple-genius-bar-iphones-30-call-drop-is-normal-in-new-york) that one of its readers recently visited the Genius Bar at the SoHo Apple retail store (http://www.apple.com/retail/soho/) in New York City complaining that 30% of his attempted calls were being dropped, and was informed after testing that such performance was considered normal by AT&T's standards for the area. The reader provided Gizmodo with a copy of the Genius Bar work authorization form noting the technician's assessment of the situation.AT&T has acknowledged that it has struggled with service performance in areas of high iPhone density such as the New York City and San Francisco Bay areas, and has recently taken steps (http://www.macrumors.com/2009/09/02/atandt-announces-850-mhz-3g-coverage-improvements-in-new-york-city-and-other-markets/) to enhance 3G service in those and other markets.

    Article Link: AT&T Dropped Call Rate of 30% Considered Normal in New York City (http://www.macrumors.com/iphone/2009/09/29/atandt-dropped-call-rate-of-30-considered-normal-in-new-york-city/)

    if ATT admits that 30% of dropped calls is normal, it will be normal that they give discounts ?!?!?!?! they wouldnt think thats normal !!!! what a shame to have the best phone on the worst service operator ...





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  • twoodcc
    Sep 18, 06:34 PM
    We should try to pump up the team with these new bigadv units.
    This team slowed down huge when the GPU client came out, which is Windows only.

    we do need to pump up the team, and get more involved on this forum.

    yes the GPU client is windows only, but i've heard that you can run a GPU client in linux. and i don't mean in wine either. but i've heard it's very tricky to get working





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  • MacNut
    May 2, 12:01 AM
    I meant a source for your ideas of how those involved in Al-Qaeda branded cells viewed Osama as invincible.

    How could that be when it is well known the man has messed up kidneys and needed ongoing medical care as well as dialysis?

    It sounded more to me like you think that is how members view him.I think they assumed that the US would never find and kill him. He probably told his followers that and they probably believed him





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  • Tailpike1153
    Jan 12, 10:31 AM
    Head exploded from trying to figure out how much food is in 30000 claroies.:eek:





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  • jctevere
    Apr 28, 05:08 PM
    I have looked at my new white iPhones and it appears that there is a ridge that goes around the front side of the iPhone. It appears to be a type of "buffer" so that when the iPhone is placed face-down on a surface, the glass surface doesn't actually touch the surface and it stands solely on this outside ridge. Pretty cool if you ask me, and it still fits in my old credit card iPhone 4 case.





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  • Waybo
    Apr 13, 08:51 PM
    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5227/5614995836_34cb024583_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/stefanctf/5614995836/)


    I like this. I see a commercial use for this one ... I don't know what the product would be, but I see it used in an ad for something.

    Here's mine for today: Public bathrooms in Cozumel, Mexico.

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    ISO 400, 50mm, f/4.5, 1/1000





    copykris
    Jan 26, 01:38 AM
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    again?





    citi
    Mar 31, 11:28 AM
    Making it look different won't make it better. They should address the usability/functionality, sure.

    It looks like they have. It you've used the iPads calendar app, it's much better than what we have in OSX. I mean, finally an agenda view!





    kevin.rivers
    Jul 28, 10:57 AM
    DRM is a evil necessity - and one that isn't going to go away - we must live with

    I would be able to use more than one music store... and from my point of view - is a great benefit. If one music store doesn't have the music I want to buy - maybe another does?

    ( And please, don't tell me to burn -> rip - its slow and unconvenient )

    I am by no means saying DRM is not necessary. This is what some people hate though. I understand it is necessary and have no problem with it. I personally choose to buy and rip. Mainly because of quality.

    DRM is great. I am just giving another side of the argument.





    billysea
    Apr 14, 11:32 AM
    Give me some wise decision guys�

    I am badly in need for a new iDevice. My last device was the iPod Touch 1st Generation. I am planning to get both the iPhone and iPad, but will only get one now and wait for the other one in the next update.

    So which is better now?

    Get iPhone 4 White, and wait for iPad 3�
    or
    Get iPad 2, and wait for iPhone 5?

    I am leaning towards the first option because the iPhone 4 feels like a revolution while the iPad 2 feels like a small upgrade and I wish it has a retina screen. But on the other hand, the iPhone 4 feels old now and iPad 2 just released.





    cuestakid
    May 1, 11:52 PM
    Your 2nd date appears to be incorrect.

    http://www.biography.com/articles/Adolf-Hitler-9340144

    http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/267992/Adolf-Hitler

    http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/adolf-hitler-commits-suicide

    how so?