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  • wordoflife
    May 3, 11:29 PM
    I can wait, but if I seriously need to buy a phone, I'd just go ahead and plunge for the 4.





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  • vga4life
    Mar 31, 01:01 PM
    Windows Phone 7 might be a joke of a platform but Microsoft is going the right direction with the elimination of UI chrome.

    Sadly, it looks like Apple's moving the wrong direction on the desktop.

    Fake leather graphics have no functional purpose. This is what they're spending their time on?

    I guess now that Macs are only 20% of Apple revenue, we're getting the "B-team" developers and designers. I give Mac OS X 3 more years, tops, before it's Apple ]['d in favor of iOS entirely.





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  • Greatbape
    Apr 22, 05:42 PM
    Love how some people are calling a mock up down before these recent rumors ugly and calling apple out on it. If the rumors are true it won't look anything like this.





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  • ChazUK
    May 1, 05:55 AM
    No, you're right -- this is something totally subjective (seriously, not being snarky here [for once ;-)] )

    I've just noticed that in every report I've read that has an "android slant", the phrase "smartphone OS" has been used. Whereas before, it seemed to be just "mobile OS".

    I'm the first to admit that I may be reading a bit into it here. Does look suspiciously like a conspiracy theory from the outside, I imagine.

    However, that doesn't change my opinion that the figure that really DOES matter is mobile platform OS share, not smartphone share. :-)

    No worries, i enjoy the discussions!

    Developers should shun every single report of Androids smartphone marketshare as the only thing they should worry about is total os instal base, anything else shouldn't matter to them!

    (The smart phone os market share figure is used by a lot of pro Android sites as chest thumping material I will say) :)





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  • ciTiger
    Apr 22, 10:18 AM
    I'd rather have more storage on my iPhone than 4G, it s not even available in a lot of countries yet..





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  • Snowy_River
    Jul 25, 01:18 AM
    this sounds very interesting and futuristic. i wonder how you click, or make a selection. it would be pointless if you could scroll wothout touching the screen, but had to touch it in order to click on the scroll wheel.
    im excited though! sounds cool!

    I can see how simple gestures could be recognized as the various clicks that you would normally do, so I don't think this would be an issue.





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  • mc68k
    Sep 18, 10:40 PM
    anyone with a newer mac pro or xserve can kill in the stats. should be a nice incentive. i am excited about mac folding for the first time in a while





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  • !� V �!
    Apr 25, 04:05 PM
    I'm excited about the update. I plan on getting a new iMac shortly after OS X Lion comes out.

    I'm really hoping for an inexpensive SSD primary drive and 2TB secondary "spinning" drive.

    A solid video card would be nice, but I really don't game that much, so that's not a deal killer.

    I expect this may be the last of the classic 2005-style (L bracket, screen with "chin") iMacs produced. In 12-18 months I expect Apple will launch a new style of iMac with no "chin" and a drafting table style multi-touch screen.

    Think iPad 2 with the "L" shape stand as the new iMac. Ditch the Optical Drive, not needed anymore considering its takes up space and is hardly ever used by the majority. :)





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  • nicroma
    Apr 15, 01:57 PM
    976.6 MB wtf
    Apple: Learn from Google http://dev.chromium.org/developers/design-documents/software-updates-courgette

    That is some real magic right there. :eek:





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  • stockscalper
    Apr 18, 07:37 AM
    While these Sandy Bridge processors are considerably faster in lab benchmarks, they offer no discernible real-world improvement for most users. Having used a MacBook Pro with a C2D and then one of the new Sandy Bridge, I couldn't tell the difference.

    As MacBook Air owners know, it's all about the SSD speed for improving the experience for everyday users.

    Very true. Plus, turbo mode is mostly marketing hype. It should be called turbo fraud. It doesn't work the way it's advertised, ie, most of the time when you need it to. So, what you're really getting is a 1.4 GHZ computer that's advertised as a 2.3 GHZ one. That's taking marketing hype to the extreme. The only way I would buy a computer with one of Intel's turbo hyped CPU's is if the bottom score met my needs. I would never rely on the hyped theoretical upper score in making my decision and in this case 1.4 GHZ doesn't cut it for me.





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  • cleanup
    Sep 12, 09:19 PM
    And here my last purchase: Shaken green tea lemonade - I quit buying coffee from starbucks to reduce my sugar intake but I needed something to get from the coffee shop!

    I actually get a half-green, half-passion tea lemonade. Try it. It's good. :)

    Corey, that dog is adorable. What breed?





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  • Dr.Gargoyle
    Aug 15, 02:26 PM
    http://www.macrumors.com/images/macrumorsthreadlogo.gif (http://www.macrumors.com)
    Reports indicate that ... Front Row are exactly the same as the Tiger versions, suggesting that unannounced improvements could be in store for them by Leopard's final release.

    Hmmm, why would an update of Front Row be deemed top secret...
    Could this suggest that the mythical iHome might be coming soon?





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  • Eriden
    Mar 16, 02:05 PM
    First off...Eriden nice meeting you today, sir! Was a fun morning less the disappointment of neither of us getting our desired model.

    Brea had a 105 year old mall cop who yelled at some kids sitting in the middle of the floor. I'm almost positive he called for backup. Haha

    Just ordered mine online. At least have one in the pipeline. And hey...it is getting shipped to Mass so I'll save $20 on sales tax :)

    It was good meeting you too! Hopefully we won't have to wait the whole 4-5 weeks. I'd be back at the crack of dawn tomorrow, but I'm up against deadlines for work projects.

    And that mall cop was hilarious. He probably hasn't felt relevant in 30 years. Getting to glare at mallgoers and check in with his supervisors probably made his day.





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  • moneyman118
    Apr 26, 11:05 PM
    I bought an iMac April 16. If apple releases a new model May 3rd, will they pity recent buyers and allow exchange/return for the new iMac????

    Yes. Be nice and say the new iMac fits your needs better.





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  • Chundles
    Oct 24, 08:38 AM
    What about MACBOOKS?!

    Hmmm.... let's see. Release two products and get ~1 week worth of press OR release 1 product followed 1 week later by another product and get 2 weeks of press.

    And don't be that annoying "Make everything huge" guy.





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  • SingaporeStu
    Feb 13, 09:29 PM
    Doesn't this guy have a wife and children?

    This article about self control was published in the local paper today.

    http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/lifematters/the-dangers-of-never-saying-no-20110211-1aqjs.html

    Well, he was married to Denise Richards and has a kid or 2 with her, if I'm not mistaken. She thought she could change him� Guess she thought wrong� Whatever happened to her anyway? I always thought she was cute...





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  • ViViDboarder
    Jun 6, 11:29 AM
    Proof?

    And you're basing this conclusion jumping on, what? You win for the most ill-informed, knee-jerk, baseless response in this thread.

    I always wonder why people decide to respond to the post below mine which says the same thing but with less proof...

    Above I said the same thing with a specific example. It's not as fun to argue with someone who makes a good argument though, is it?

    http://techcrunch.com/2009/03/25/apples-iphone-app-refund-policies-could-bankrupt-developers/





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  • Mr. Retrofire
    Apr 15, 02:49 PM
    Summer can't come soon enough...

    Probably just a public beta this summer.





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  • Deefuzz
    Nov 16, 09:46 AM
    What are you guys doing to your clothing?

    I have shirts in my wardrobe that are 4+ years old! How are you washing/wearing your clothes that they wear out in 2 years?





    dXTC
    Dec 30, 08:33 AM
    A wild Snorlax appears....

    Yeah, I've heard that before. Apparently, she's become somewhat of a cliche' in Photoshop contests on Fark.com.





    Pillar
    Sep 16, 08:50 AM
    macbook pro 13" razer orochi, incase neoperene plus, mobileme :)
    i just have to find seagate momentus xt somewhere..

    http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/7227/dsc01045m.jpg http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/9725/dsc01047pz.jpg http://images.apple.com/mobileme/images/overview_mobileme_20100622.png

    congrats! i'm thinking of buying a incase neoprerene plus for same macbook pro as yours. thoughts on it?


    i went to target and bought some household goods. no pictures at the moment, no more iphone :o





    yellow
    Dec 4, 08:59 AM
    That is different then having AppleTalk active on a network connection.

    How so? That means the AppleTalk network stack is loaded.. needlessly, and potentially wasting resources, no?

    Regardless, I find it rather odd that the service should be enabled by default given it's depricated status. I mean.. MacTels cannot run Classic, yet a major banner of the Classic OS (pre-8.6) is enabled by default? No one else sees that as odd? <shrug>





    ericinboston
    Apr 11, 05:05 PM
    My issue with USB has always been that it goes through the CPU. At the speeds of USB 3.0, this could really bite performance.

    Well, I guess in the beginning it could hurt the performance...for people, say, who are using 5 year old computers who pop in a USB 3.0 PCI card.

    But for the folks who are buying computers these days with dual and quad cores that are tons of times faster than 5 year old chips, the performance hit will be minimized...and will continue to fade as the CPUs of tomorrow just keep getting better/faster while USB 3.0 stays the same.

    I'm not an expert on USB...

    Most people who have a computer that is 1-3 years old who upgrade to USB 3.0 are seeing 2-4x immediate performance improvements...which is killer for transfers that used to take 2 hours but now take <45 minutes. :) It might not be at its tip top best but for a $30 PCI card and the same price for a USB 3.0 drive vs. a 2.0 drive, the $30 is a great investment.

    :)





    shecky
    Oct 24, 09:05 AM
    i just spoke to the Providence Place apple store and they have no idea when they are coming in.